Robert Pattinson needs to realize something, he is not going to find Kristen Stewart in a woman who is not Kristen Stewart..

Wrong way cigarette, mismatched blacks, stains and holes in garments, cheap Juicy Couture purse, knock off Illuminati jewelry, and let’s just say, the woman does not spend much time at the gym..

Pattinson spotted dining with a mystery date at The Little Door restaurant Friday evening (May 2) in Los Angeles. source

Yeah, we’d cover our face too..

Ahh, that’s much better.