Robin Thicke is at it again! Cheating on his wifey, Paula Poundstone! We mean, Patton..
If you recall, Robin was busted getting friendly with a coed in an elevator, and now he was caught dirty dancing with a gorgeous, lithe young thing, and his wife, Paula Patton — naturally — was nowhere to be found.
And you know, let’s be real for a second here: it’s not that he’s married — because lots of people, not necessarily Paula and Robin, have made it sort of transparent that these two have an open relationship, and you know what? To each his or her own. It’s none of our business the way that Paula and Robin conduct intra- and/or extra-relations, but you know what is our business? You know what is? Being subjected to a walking skeeze like Robin Thicke skeezing and sweating and grunting and bloating all over some young woman who could possibly be a perfectly reasonable, otherwise lovely girl under different circumstances.
Just because you’re gross, Robin, doesn’t mean we’re expected to have to watch it. God.