How do you like them apples! And by apples I mean Reese Witherspoon getting her ass arrested! She says some fairly funny stuff in her effort to get her hubby and then herself off the hook! Reese appeared on ABC news this morning in a preevent move knowing this tape would be released sometime this evening. I like how the cop arrests Reese and then her husband says “I had nothing to do that,” totally selling her out!! DOUCHE!

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Reese: “Do you know my name sir?”
Officer: “Don’t need to know.”
Reese “You don’t NEED to know my name?”
Officer: “Not quite yet.”
Reese: “YOU’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO I AM!”

Reese: “I have done nothing against the law.”
Officer: “Yes you did, you didn’t obey my orders.”
Reese: “I HAVE TO OBEY YOUR ORDERS??”

Reese: “I’m now being arrested and handcuffed??”

Reese: “I’m an American citizen … I’m allowed to stand on American ground.”

Reese: “You better not arrest me.”

Reese: “I’m being anti-American?”
Officer: “Yes, please sit down.”
Reese: “Wow!”

Reese: “You’re harassing me as an American citizen”

And the best line — “I’m obstructing your justice?”

After Reese’s tirade, Jim actually told the cop, “I’m sorry, I had nothing to do with that!”

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