I WAS having a good day, that is until I hear douche Jesse James Married Alexi DeJoria, the daughter of one of the co-founders of the Paul Mitchell hair care empire… Is my Sandy pride showing? Anyway, boo. The couple reportedly wed in an intimate ceremony at the John Paul estate in Hawaii.

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Good luck heathens, I have a date with Speed 2…