This is Melana Trump, the woman that wakes up and goes to bed with Donald Trump – every single damn night of her life – or at least I think that’s the way their marriage works, you never know these days they may have separate bedrooms, hey my parents do!

Now that I think about it, they would probably have separate houses…

You got admit at least Donald knows well enough not to put that self tanner right around his eyeballs!

MELANIA TRUMP IN PALM BEACH FLORIDA AT TRUMP INVITATIONAL GRAND PRIX