by Lisa Mason Lee
on February 24, 2011

Audio: Charlie Sheen Potty Mouth Rampage Alex Jones Show

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Charlie Sheen surprisingly took an interview with “The Alex Jones Show”, and called in to do the show live!

Charlie said a lot of crazy things as usual, but he really went the full distance this time! Listen to the audio HERE , and you can also read some of the transcript below… enjoy!!!

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— Sheen claimed he is 100% clean, saying, “Here’s your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won’t get high.”

— During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in “Apocalypse Now” — and hit just about everything and everyone:

— He calls Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre “a turd” and “a clown” and says his real name is “Hymie Levine.”

— Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre “in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process.”

— On Alcoholics Anonymous … Sheen says it’s a “bootleg cult” with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, “Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you.”

— After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie’s response, “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things.”

— On his drug and alcohol issues, “I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it … with my mind.”

— Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out … saying, “Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you’re going to need it. Badly.”

— Says incomprehensible riffs about trolls, tattoos, F-18 fighter pilots, and Vatican assassins.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on February 24, 2011
by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on February 24, 2011

Charlie Sheen Calls Two and a Half Men Producer “Turd”

Charlie went live on the Alex Jones radio show and called “Two and a Half Men” producer Chuck Lorre a “turd.” The comment came during a rambling tirade.

Other Sheen admissions included calling Lorre a “Clown” and stating Lorre’s real name was “Hymie Levine.” Sheen went on to say numerous times that he was “winning” and Lorre was a “loser.”

At times Sheen seemed to be making threats, telling Jones he was not giving him an interview but rather issuing a “warning.” Sheen continued, “There’s a new sheriff in town and he has an army of assassins” The verbal onslaught went on for nearly 20 minutes. “I am going to hang on to them [my resentments] and use them to fuel my attack.” Sheen asserted.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on February 24, 2011

Michael Jackson’s Kids Talk More About Michael…

In this preview for tomorrow’s Good Morning America on ABC, Katherine Jackson and Michael’s kids open up about how life has been since Michael’s passing.

Katherine responded on the hardship the kids have had on Michael’s death: “It was kind of hard at first, but they’ve adjusted pretty well.”

Prince told host Robin Roberts that he, along with Blanket and Paris, hope to “continue what our [their] dad was doing.”

Paris told the show, “I’m thinking about auditioning for a play next week.”
Watch entire interview on GMA Friday on ABC 2/25/11.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on February 22, 2011
by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on February 22, 2011

Golden Voice Gets Own Reality Show

Ted Williams, the guy who went from homeless to huge in a New York minute will soon be coming to a TV near you.

TMZ is reporting that Williams will begin shooting his own reality show in a few weeks. “Second Chances at Life” will conical Williams’ rocket to fame after a Youtube video was posted showing him homeless and panhandeling in Ohio.

It has been a rocky road since Williams stumbled into the world spotlight and now it seems we will get all the juicy details, and not only on Williams but also other folks who have also received a second chance.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on February 21, 2011

Alcapuco Taxi Driver Beheaded, 12 Drivers 5 Fares Dead

ACAPULCO, Mexico – Just before the largest Tennis tournament is to begin, a dozen taxi drivers were found dead, in or around their vehicles, one had been beheaded. Several passengers were also shot and killed.

The Mexican government assured event planners and civilians it was safe to attend the matches.

Dozens of cars and trucks have been set fire and a man was found hacked to pieces all within the past few days in the general vicinity of the tennis stadium.

The breathtaking violence in paradise is said to be a product of waring drug cartels. Taxi driver often act as lookouts for the out of control drug trade.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on February 21, 2011

Libyan Military Pilots Refuse to Bomb Protesters Defect

Two senior colonels that refused to bomb their own people have defected to Malta. The men, sworn to the command of Libyan leader Moammar Kadafi decided to side in with the protestors.

The jets could be seen on a course to follow other jets carrying out the bombings of protestors, however, the two senior colonels veered off course, eventually landing in Malta.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on February 19, 2011

Hailee Steinfeld not “Forgotten” by Paramount

Picture 76 Hailee Steinfeld not Forgotten by Paramount

The Oscars may be a week away, but Paramount is wasting no time in trying to keep its youngest nominee happy. Fresh off her nomination for the Coen brothers directed western “True Grit”, Paramount Pictures has finalized a deal for ‘Forgotten, a novel to be published in June.

According to Deadline.com, the book will be adapted as a star vehicle for Steinfeld.  In ‘Forgotten’, 16-year old London Lane loses her memory at 4:33 every night only for her memory to be replaced by events in her future. Lane becomes frustrated that she cant find a new boy in school in her new future memories.

Hailee Steinfeld, 14, caught the eyes of ticket buyers and Oscar voters alike as she earned a Best Supporting Actress nomination as well as helping “True Grit” earn over $150 mil at the box office.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on February 19, 2011

Rusty Knife Removed From Head After 4 Years

BEIJING China: Surgeons finally got around to removing a 4-inch rusty knife from the noggin of a dude, after four long years.

Although Li Fuyan, 30, complained of bad headaches and breathing problems, doctors had been unable to locate the cause until now. Li said he was involved in a mugging four years ago and got struck in the jaw. The blow to the head was actually a stabbing and the blade broke off in Li’s skull.

Amazingly Li did not realize he had the knife lodged in his person. Doctors say Li is expected to make a full recovery and is resting comfortably.