Categories: ThecounT

Sarah Jessica Parker Having More Babies

The story hitting the wires is that Sarah Jessica Parker and her “psuedo” husband Mathew Broderick–are having twin baby girls.  Since Sarah doesn’t want to push them out herself (and because she’s 50 years old)..she’s having some poor young girl from Compton carry them for her. I personally think they are going to have a sumo wrestling baby by mistake and then sue the lame young compton girl for every amusement park smashed penny she has.

Wow…only about 5% of that was true but it was sure fun making it up!! haha

THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"

this is why i'm hot

Recent Posts

KS Woman Barbara Whitehorse ID’d As Victim In Thursday Columbus Fatal Crash

COLUMBUS, KS. (THECOUNT) — Barbara Ann Whitehorse, 73, of Baxter Springs, and James Bowles, 62,…

33 minutes ago

‘It’s Hard To Protect Yourself From A Murderer In Your Own Home’ Gage Wade Pierce Charged Quadruple Murder Of Family

LIVONIA, MI. (THECOUNT) — Gage Wade Pierce, 25, has been charged with four counts of…

1 hour ago

NY Man Hilton Spokony ID’d As Victim In Thursday North Patchogue Fatal Crash

NORTH PATCHOGUE, NY. (THECOUNT) — Hilton Spokony, 45, has been identified as the victim of…

2 hours ago

AL Teen Xavier Gray ID’d In Wednesday Birmingham Officer-Involved Fatal Shooting

BIRMINGHAM, AL. (THECOUNT) — Xavier Marquez Gray, 19, has been identified as the decedent in…

24 hours ago

KY Man Weslee Estrada ID’d As Victim In Thursday Louisville Fatal Motorcycle Crash

LOUISVILLE, KY. (THECOUNT) — Weslee Estrada, 30, Crescent Springs, Kentucky, has been identified as the…

1 day ago

PA Man Bryan Scheidemantle ID’d As Victim In Wednesday Neshannock Fatal Motorcycle Crash

NESHANNOCK TOWNSHIP, PA. (THECOUNT) — Bryan Scheidemantle, 60, New Castle, Pennsylvania, has been identified as…

1 day ago