Silent Bob Strikes Fat
Actor-Writer-Director Kevin Smith, got kicked off of a Southwest Airlines flight for being overweight and causing a “safety risk” to other passengers…
Read moreActor-Writer-Director Kevin Smith, got kicked off of a Southwest Airlines flight for being overweight and causing a “safety risk” to other passengers…
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Kelly Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne was a guest on the Ryan Seacrest KIIS-FM morning radio show on Monday. She expressed excitement about her new gig as a “Dancing with the Stars” member.
“I am so excited but I cannot tell you how terrified I am,” She told Seacrest. “I never had the confidence and technique, if you know what I mean. I’m not very graceful, so it’s just something that absolutely terrifies me, and it’s the main reason that I kind of wanted to do it. I don’t think anything could scare me more.”
“My body is going to be sick and be toned. Dancing is something I’ve always really wanted to be able to do.”
Kelly does not yet know who her dancing partner will be, but Ryan jokingly suggested in house dancer Julianne Hough. Ryan thinks the two would be “hot” together. Kelly says she’ll know who her lucky dance partner will be on Friday.
We’re awaiting the new look girl! “Shape” magazine will be calling soon!
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Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson’s new “Self” Magazine cover is a ‘bit skeptical’ says some. People think that she didn’t really work off her weight, they think the airbrush tool in Photoshop did. Yahoo news did a little bit of detective work to find out if this picture has been doctored into a thinner version of Kelly.
Self Mag told Yahoo that they ’did airbrush the singer, but no more than they do every other cover model’. The editor-in-chief argued, “Our picture shows her confidence and beauty.”
Poor Kelly, she gets trashed about her weight non-stop! Does it hurt her feelings? Apparently not! Self Mag asked her how she feels about being targeted about weight issues. Kelly surprisingly said, “When people talk about my weight, I’m like, ‘You seem to have a problem with it; I don’t…I’m fine! I’ve never felt uncomfortable on the red carpet or anything.”
Read moreRemember Kristen Cavallari? She was that girl that was on the MTV show “Laguna Beach”. She is now pushing out Lauren Conrad and taking her spot on the upcoming season of MTV’s “The Hills”.
The Hills was filming in Malibu Beach, CA yesterday. Is Kristen in the best shape for a bikini? I thought you had to be stick thin to be on “The Hills”. I guess they are accepting different sizes now.

Kristen front

Kristen back

K-Fed Fat
Britney’s X husband and back-up dancer Kevin Federline, has been offered a lot of money to lose weight!
Read moreA company called EP-2, which stands for Extreme Physical Performance, has offered well-fed K-Fed $2.5 million to become the new face of their product.
The company has created a fat-burning supplement that’s been designed to help you make progressive advancements to your physique. EP-2 supplement is set to hit over 1400 GNC stores.
A spokesperson for EP-2 tells Radar, “Yes, we’re trying to do a deal with him, but nothing has been confirmed yet.”

Kelly Clarkson just wants to be included in the overwhelming population of people that just want to be fat and happy and not feel guilty about it. Although she’s a well known pop star and is admired by many girls and gay males, that does not inspire her to breakout a sweat and work out.
In an interview with 2Day FM, Clarkson wants the world to know, “I love my body, I’m very much OK with it. I don’t think artists are ever the ones who have the problem with their weight, it is other people.”
No Kelly, I think you’re the only one okay with being chunky. I guess her lack of dating and increase of love from the lesbians isn’t even enough to make Clarkson join a gym. The only thing that annoys her is the fact that more girls hit on her than men, saying, “I prefer the boys. I’m extremely flattered when I do get hit on by girls, and I think it’s hot, but I’m not into it, I like boys.”
In other words, Kelly Clarkson is strickly dickly. It’s just unfortunate that she’ll only be approached by over weight, unattractive guys…but what does she expect, she’s fat!
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WOW! Just on the heals of my “Skinny Lindsay Lohan” story come this picture of Jessica Simpson performing at a COOK OFF!
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X17 catches Britney not so happy
Playtime is totally OVER for Britney Spears. But the Circus Tour is still ON.
Numerous reports from sources such as the January OK! Magazine, Breatheheavy.com and Britneyres.com, claim that Britney has lost tons of privileges to living a free and independent life.
Britney’s Dad Jamie, and the Los Angeles Court, seem to have gained almost ALL control of Britney the human and Britney the machine.
Even though Brit has lost control of her life, THE SHOW MUST GO ON…
The Britney Machine, has hundreds employees and her family to $$$upport. Brit’s Dad Jamie, who now receives $16,000+ a month from Britney, micromanages every aspect of Britney’s personal and professional life. Oh and don’t forget about K-Fed (and his eating habits) too! All of these people are very dependent on The Britney Machine to live. The Circus Tour is pressured to continue as scheduled for it’s upcoming dates.
THE CIRCUS: PRETTY ON THE OUTSIDE, TRAGIC ON THE INSIDE…
According to a huge Britney fansite Breatheheavy.com, “court papers were filed in Los Angeles Superior Court last Monday, making a judge’s October ruling (which made the conservatorship over Britney permanent) official.” Incase you don’t know what a “Conservatorship” is, it’s “when someone appointed by a court to assume responsibility for the interests of a minor or incompetent person.”
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Kirstie Alley
Did you ever imagine using your own fat or animal fat to power your vehicles?
The future is here! It’s happening! Just come to Beverly Hills for some liposuction. Make sure to bring your own to go bag so the Doc doesn’t take your fat to use for his own cars!!!
Beverly Hills doctor Craig Alan Bittner turned the fat he removed from patients into biodiesel that fueled his Ford SUV and his girlfriend’s Lincoln Navigator.
Animals and vegetables contains triglycerides that can be extracted and turned into diesel. Poultry companies such as Tyson are looking into powering their trucks on chicken schmaltz, and biofuel start-ups such as Nova Biosource are mixing beef tallow and pig lard with more palatable sources such as soybean oil. Mike Shook of Agri Process Innovations, a builder of biodiesel plants, says this year’s batch of U.S. biodiesel was likely more than half animal-derived since the price of soybeans soared.
A gallon of grease will get you about a gallon of fuel, and drivers can get about the same amount of mileage from fat fuel as they do from regular diesel, according to Jenna Higgins of the National Biodiesel Board. Animal fats need to undergo an additional step to get rid of free fatty acids not present in vegetable oils, but otherwise, there’s no difference, she says.
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