Private Investigator Admission: ”I Listened To Marilyn Monroe Die”

Rock solid celebrity guru Perez Hilton is reporting the shocking news that Marilyn Monroe’s death may have not been so suicidal. There have been rumors swirling around for years about the actual cause of Marilyn Monroe’s death, and now according to Hilton, those questions have been answered by a private investigator who claims to have actually heard Monroe take her last breath.. At the hands of a Kennedy..

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Files belonging to late Hollywood private investigator Fred Otash were recently discovered by the detective’s daughter, and are said to reportedly reveal new details regarding Marilyn Monroe’s Kennedy entanglements!
According to Fred’s documents, the beautiful actress, who apparently engaged in sexual relationships with both

John and Bobby Kennedy, felt she was “passed around like a piece of meat.” On the night of August 5th, 1962, the private detective, who claimed to have bugged Marilyn’s house, noted that he overheard a violent argument between the actress and the Kennedys. Continue reading

Did Emma Stone Accuse BF Andrew Garfield Of Cheating On Twitter?

Emma Stone posted then DELETED the following CODED tweet (see below) MORE THAN suggesting she thinks her on-screen and real-life boyfriend, Andrew Garfield, is cheating on her! And with guess who? Shailene Woodley that’s who! Garfield’s love interest in his new movie…

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Stone’s tweet read, “nawder nas islasehne tsintgi ni a erte,” which when deciphered reads “Andrew and Shailene sitting in a tree.” You know the rest of that song…

Perez Hilton keenly capped the tweet before its obliteration.

Shailene Woodley, stars with Garfield in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2.”

Stone and Garfield have since been spotted overly performing some PDA which makes one wonder… Was it all a show for the cameras? Or had Garfield already delivered the preverbal “Baby, I would never do that to you! I love you! And anyways, she’s not even that hot! Not that it matters…” speech?

Perez Hilton is a Daddy!

Perez Hilton has announced on his site, PerezHilton.com, that he is a new dad!

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Dear Friends,
I want you to hear this directly from me, right here. I am ready to announce that earlier this month I was blessed with the birth of my first child, a beautiful and healthy baby boy – with lots of hair on his tiny head! My family is overjoyed at this newest and most cherished addition.

I am so humbled to welcome this little man into my life. And I am honored and ready for the challenge of guiding him through his.
With love,
Perez

Congratulations Perez!

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Honey Boo Boo Star Reveals ‘I’m HIV Positive’

Lee Thompson a.k.a. Uncle Poodle, as Honey Boo Boo calls him, has revealed that he is HIV-positive, says Perez Hilton.

According to Perez, Poodle refers to himself as a “queer redneck,” a term affectionately received by gay advocates.

Poodle described how he got the news.

It was his boyfriend that infected him. Here’s what he has to say about it:

I later learned he had been HIV positive and was not taking medication and had not bothered to tell me about it. I was advised that I should press charges and, hesitantly, I did. It was the right thing to do.

 
Apparently, Poodle’s ex is currently serving five years in the state prison for an unnamed crime.

He remains positive and wants to help the youth coming to terms with who they are in the LGBT community:

My advice is to seek out their parents or an adult they trust. I would not advise them to go public or share the information with their schools until they feel safe and comfortable. They will know when the time is right. I want to have my own television show and highlight what it is like being gay in the south. I think I have a good story to tell.

 
My usual disclaimer, I have never watched the Honey Boo Boo program.

Harry Styles Rings In New Year With Taylor Swift Kiss (pHoTos)

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles pictured smooching just as the clock struck midnight! Perez Hilton called it “adorable,” but I call it “marketing” – I have to admit, they do look pretty cute together.

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While some of us were busy celebrating the New Year, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles got busy sucking face!
And Twitter will never be the same AGAIN!!!!!

Several NYE revelers caught the couple kissing when the ball dropped in NYC and the pics are making the social media rounds.

While the pics are a bit grainy, the magical kiss shows Taylor and Harry in pure bliss!
But some Directioners are not too pleased! Not.One.BIT!

While many gushed over the Haylor kiss, some fans voiced their displeasure, some going as far as calling Taylor disrespectful for pulling Harry from his family and friends.

Awww, c’mon now! Be nice!

You gotta show these love birds some kind of luv!

TOO ADORBz!!!!

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The Moment Perez Hilton Was Punched [Photo]

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A Canadian gossip website caught the exact moment after Perez Hilton was struck by Black Eyed Peas producer Liborio ‘Polo’ Molina.  This shot says it all.  Perez reeling in pain, Lady Ga Ga can also be seen in this picture.  This may be used for law enforcement purposes considering Molina is being charged in the assault. Molina will face Toronto’s Old City Hall officials August 5 to answer to the charge. Canadian law reads,  “maximum of five years in prison if prosecutors chose to charge him with an indictable offense or up to 18 months if he is charged with a summary offense.”

Perez Hilton to Miley Cyrus: You should read a book

American gossip icon and ThecounT.com buddy, Perez Hilton suggested Miley Cyrus Read a certain book via Twitter today. The book? “The House on Mango Street”. So what’s it about? Well, here’s the 411 from Wikipedia:

The plot is about Esperanza Cordero and her struggles growing up on Mango Street in a poor Latino neighborhood in Chicago.

The title is in reference to the house that Esperanza and her family move into at the beginning of the novella.

Plot

Perez Hilton and Miley Cyrus bond on Twitter

Perez Hilton and Miley Cyrus bond on Twitter

The set of vignettes charts her life as Esperanza matures during the year, both physically and emotionally. She begins to write as a way of expressing herself and as a way to escape the suffocating effect of the neighborhood. The novella also includes the stories of many of Esperanza’s neighbors, giving a full picture of the neighborhood and showing the many influences surrounding her. Esperanza quickly befriends Lucy and Rachel, two Chicana girls who live across the street. Lucy, Rachel, Esperanza, and Esperanza’s little sister, Nenny, have many adventures in the small space of their neighborhood.

Esperanza later slips into puberty and begins to like it when boys watch her dance. Esperanza’s newfound views lead her to become friends with Sally, a girl her age who uses boys as an escape from her abusive father. Esperanza is not completely comfortable with Sally’s sexuality. Their friendship is compromised when Sally ditches Esperanza for a boy at a carnival. As a result Esperanza is sexually assaulted by a group of boys at the carnival. Earlier at her first job, an elderly man tricked her into kissing him. Esperanza’s traumatic experiences and observations of the women in her neighborhood cement her desire to escape Mango Street. She later realizes that she will never fully be able to leave Mango Street behind. She vows that after she leaves she will return to help the people she has left behind.

Main Characters in “The House on Mango Street”

* Esperanza Cordero is a Chicana (Mexican-American girl) about twelve years old. She is the main character and narrator. Esperanza naively wishes to get out of Mango Street and get a home of her own. Although her family has not always lived in this house, it is probably the most important place she has lived as it represents her heritage and upbringing[citation needed]. Esperanza matures emotionally and sexually during the year that makes up The House on Mango Street. Her realization of her writing ability gives her a constructive way to escape from Mango Street. By the end of the book, Esperanza has somewhat “escaped” from her home by becoming more detached from it by retreating into her own private world.

* Sally is a girl whom Esperanza Cordero describes as having “eyes like Egypt” and hair that is “shiny black like raven feathers” (Cisneros 81). Her father is extremely religious but quite abusive. Esperanza notes that Sally has come to school multiple times with bruises on her pretty face, despite her mother’s best efforts to cover it up. She was friends with Cheryl until Cheryl “made her ear bleed” (82) in an attempt to pierce it for Cheryl. Sally’s father dislikes her talking to boys and beats her when he discovers her doing that. Sally finds safety and comfort in sexual exploits that make Esperanza uncomfortable. Sally is responsible for what would seem Esperanza’s rape in the chapter titled “Red Clowns”[clarification needed]. As an escape, Sally later marries a marshmallow salesman in another state before she reaches eighteen. Esperanza speculates that Sally’s excessively controlling husband is physically and verbally abusive. She infers this from the fact that in anger her husband “broke the door where his foot went through” and also won’t let her talk to her other friends.

* Nenny is Esperanza’s little sister. Esperanza looks up to Nenny as a good person.

* Rachel was Esperanza’s friend when Esperanza agrees to give in 5 bucks to buy a bike for Rachel, Lucy and Esperanza to share. Also is sister to Lucy.

* Lucy was Esperanza’s friend. Sister is Rachel.
* Mama Esperanza’s mother.

Format

The House on Mango Street is made up of vignettes that are not quite poems and not quite full stories. Esperanza narrates these vignettes in first-person present tense, focusing on her day-to-day activities but sometimes narrating sections that are just a series of observations. The vignettes can be as short as two or three paragraphs long and sometimes contain internal rhymes. In The Family of Little Feet for example, Esperanza says:

“Their arms were little, and their hands were little, and their height was not tall, and their feet very small”.

Each vignette can stand as an independent mini-story. The vignettes don’t connect to one another, although they often mention characters introduced in earlier sections. The conflicts and problems in these short stories are never fully resolved, just as the futures of people in the neighborhood are often uncertain. The overall tone is earnest and intimate, with very little distance between the reader and the narrator. At times the tone also varies from pessimistic to hopeful, as Esperanza herself sometimes expresses her jaded views on life:

“I knew then I had to have a house. A real house. The house on Mango Street isn’t it. For the time being, Mama says. Temporary, says Papa. But I know how those things go”.

Esperanza regards the house on Mango Street as simply a house she lives in and not her home. When she was younger and constantly on the move from apartment to apartment her parents promised her a real home with a green yard, real stairs, and running water with pipes that worked. She dislikes the house on Mango Street because its sad appearance and cramped quarters are completely contrary to the idealistic home she always pictured.