Leonardo DiCaprio Parents What You’d Expect?

I think it’s time you learned some interesting facts about Leonardo DiCaprio’s family! These are his parents, the woman is his step-mom.

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Here are some other interesting facts compliments of milliontalks.com.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio was named after a famous artist.

Leonardo was named after Leonardo DaVinci when his German mother, Irmelin, felt her unborn baby kick while standing in front of a painting of the great artist at the Uffizi Gallery in Florence. “My dad [Italian comic book artist George DiCaprio], being the man that picks up on cosmic messages, said that ‘His name must be Leonardo,'” says the actor.
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Seth McFarland Most Offensive Oscar Jokes Transcribed

Thanks to NYMag for transcribing some of Seth McFarland’s low-lights from this year’s Academy Awards broadcast. At one point he calls Jennifer Aniston a stripper and proceeds to mention every movie female attendees had showed their boobs in…

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Singing about seeing actress’ boobs:

We saw your boobs in the movie that’s what we saw we saw your boobs. Meryl Streep we saw them in “Silkwood” and Naomi Watts in “Mulholland Drive” and Angelina we saw them in “Gia.” Anne Hathaway we saw them in “Brokeback Mountain.” And Halle Berry in “Monster’s Ball.” Nicole Kidman in “Eyes Wide Shut” and Marisa Tomei but not Jennifer Lawrence’s at all. We saw your boobs. We saw your boobs. Kristen Stewart we saw them “On the Road” and we saw Charlize Theron’s. Helen Hunt we saw them in “The Sessions.” Scarlett Johansson we saw them on our phones. Jessica Chastain we saw your boobs in “Lawless.” Hilary Swank and Kate Winslet in “Heavenly Creatures” and “Hamlet” and “Titanic” and whatever you’re in right now we saw your boobs. Ladies and gentlemen, the gay men’s chorus of Los Angeles. We saw your boobs we saw your boobs, boobs. We saw your boobs, we saw your boobs.

Calling Jennifer Aniston a stripper:

Our next two presenters, at least one is honest about being a former exotic dancer. Please welcome Channing Tatum and Jennifer Aniston.

Ridiculing the Kardashians for having “dark facial hair.” (I thought we learned from Keeping Up that Kim et. al. have no body hair whatsoever?)

This man has gone from starring in “Gigli” to becoming one of the most respected filmmakers of this generation. I feel like we’re six months away from having to call him le Benjamin Affleck. I thought we’d cut this joke but really, want to do it? First time I saw him with all that dark facial hair I thought, my god, the Kardashians have finally made the jump to film.

Joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna:

This is the story of a man fighting to get back his woman who has been subjected to unthinkable violence or as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it, a date movie. Oh. Oh, no. No, that’s what we were afraid he would do.

Joking about Quvenzhane Wallis hooking up with George Clooney:

So let me just address those of you up for an award, so you got nominated for an oscar, something a 9-year-old could do! She’s adorable, Quvenzhane. She said to me backstage. “I really hope I don’t lose to that old lady, Jennifer Lawrence.” To give you an idea how young she is it’ll be 16 years before she’s too old for Clooney.

Zero Dark Thirty is about… nags? Psycho ex-girlfriends?

And how great was Jessica Chastain in “Zero Dark Thirty”? Yeah. Playing a woman who spends almost 12 years tracking Osama Bin Laden. Twelve years. The film was a triumph and also a celebration of every woman’s innate ability to never ever let anything go.

 
I think the show was totally disjointed from start to finish! But that’s just me! How do you think it all went down? Please comment and let me know!

Kate Winslet’s Wedding Ring Is…?

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Wait for it…

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GOLD!

The 37-year-old Oscar winning actress was out and about in Hampshire, England. And lo and behold her wedding ring was finally spotted. This is the actress’s third marriage to 34- year-old Ned Rocknroll. It is also rumored that Leonardo Dicaprio walked her down the aisle! Jack and Rose still live on! 

TITANIC! Kate Winslet Legally Changes Last Name To ‘RockN’Roll’

Three’s a charm? Titanic actress Kate Winslet got married in a secret ceremony to a guy named Ned RockN’Roll! Making her name officially Kate RockN’Roll! Cool! I think!

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“Kate Winslet married Ned Rock’nRoll in NY earlier this month in a private ceremony attended by her two children and a very few friends and family,” the couple’s rep said. “The couple had been engaged since the summer.”

Leonardo “Jack” DiCaprio,  gave Kate away during the ceremony.

This is Winslet’s third marriage, she was formerly wedded to Jim Threapleton, and director Sam Mendes. She has two kids from those deals…

Kate Winslet: ‘I’ve never been attracted to Leonardo’

15 years later, the film “Titanic” has made it’s way back into theaters, and this time it’s in 3-D.

Titanic 3-D has been cut just the same as the original version, but this second time around, everything will be close and in your face, and so will Kate Winslet’s breasts. If you’re more of a Leonardo DiCaprio fan, you can bet on seeing his pretty face closer than you’ve ever imagined now.

In a recent interview with Winslet, shown in the video below, Winslet talks about why fans liked the movie so much, guessing that it’s because ‘fans probably liked the on-screen romance between her and DiCaprio’.
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Kate Winslet…Please Shut Up!

Kate Winslet continues ranting on about being the fat kid growing up. I would really like to see pictures of her as a fat kid. When I think of fat, the image that comes to mind is weighing more than 250 pounds, if you’re shorter than 5’5; whatever, you get my point.

During her publicity session for her latst film with Leonardo DiCaprio, Revolutionary Road, Winslet ranted on about being fat as a young girl. “As a child, I was overweight and I was very chubby and I was always the wrong kid at the audition because my hair was wrong and the shoes didn’t  fit. I did lose weight very sensibility when I was younger but those days are very much behind me.”

If those days are VERY MUCH behind you, then why do you continue speaking on them??   Even DiCaprio tried telling her to shut up about it by saying, “You’ve really got to let the whole fat girl thing go.”

In other words, shut up Kate, you look great! Stop complaining about how you USED to be fat.