Lena Dunham Responds To Howard Stern ‘Female Jonah Hill’ Comments

Lena Dunham was a big winner at the Golden Globes but that didn’t stop shock jock Howard Stern from unleashing a verbal tirade against HBO’s “Girls” actress and creator.

“I felt bad because I really do love the show Girls, and enjoy it, and I admire the girl who writes it. It makes me feel bad, and I think she is getting the impression that I somehow think she’s just a talentless little fat chick, a little fat girl who kind of looks like Jonah Hill.” Stern added, “She keeps taking her clothes off and it kind of feels like a rape. I don’t want to see that.”

Dunham winningly responded to Stern’s comments speaking with David Letterman,

“I’m a Howard Stern fan and really think he has earned the right to free speech and he should just go for it. But he did say something that is so funny that I want to get it on my gravestone: ‘Congrats to her. It’s so hard for little fat chicks to get anything going these days.’ I want my gravestone to say, ‘She was a little fat chick and she got it going.”

Refreshing to see a celebrity take the high road these days!

High School Kid Tweets 600 Adult Stars To Be His Prom Date

A high school student named Mike Stone, from Oakdale, Minn., couldn’t get a prom date from his own school, “Tartan High School”, so he made a smart move and reached out beyond that little pool of options.

Stone, who is an 18-year-old Senior, reached out to several girls via Twitter, most of them being pornographic actresses. Stone, who goes by @madmike42948 on Twitter, sent out tweets to 600-some pornographic actresses, asking them if they would be his prom date, and a few actually responded!

One pornographic star who responded, was Emy Reyes, who tweeted Mad Mike back, “I would love tooo!”. Another pornographic star named Megan Piper, responded as well, tweeting back “If you can get me there, then yes :)”. She meant from L.A. to Minn.! Stone then picked Piper to be the lucky gal, and started raising money right away lol!

Just when Stone became hopeful and excited that he finally scored a date to his prom, his dream was crushed soon after. The school district’s superintendent Patty Phillips stepped in and said that Piper, who is 19, “would be prohibited from attending the dance because her appearance would be “inconsistent” with two district policies pertaining to visitors to school buildings and sites.”

If Stone was in the midst of raising money to facilitate Piper’s cost-free trip, and now she’s not going, maybe he’ll just upgrade his tux and buy some extra prom photos instead… wah waoooooh.

This is mere proof that when you throw that fishing line out there, you’ll more than likely get a bite!

Your Author is Lisa Mason Lee, March 21, 2012