US Goalie Tim Howard Has A Slew Of Illuminati Tattoos

U.S. Soccer Goalie, Tim Howard, has a full body’s worth on Illuminati tattoos..

The elite tats are not hard to spot, not by a long shot.

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Howard showed off his tattoos on Instagram while giving the public a glimpse of a tattoo artist working on Tim Howard’s latest fresh ink. Liverpool-based tattoo artist Alex Rodriguez did the work. source Continue reading

Teen Gets Tattoo Of Her Own SELFIE

Immortalize your latest epic selfie by having it tattooed on your arm! Or not.

woman tattoos selfie

We honestly don’t even know where to start with this one. First of all, why did you pick a blurry bathroom picture. Girl, if you’re gonna get a tattoo of your selfie (which we still do not recommend), at least use a better photo. If there is any silver lining, it’s the fact that she knew well enough to have the toothbrush and shower curtain cropped out on the body art.

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Man Charged With Murder Seeks To Hide MURDER Tattoo Before Trial

A Kansas man, with a huge tattoo on his neck that spells out murder, is seeking permission to hide or remove the tat when he goes to trial for first-degree murder.. So we take it he pled innocent? Go figure!

Jeffrey Chapman murder tattoo

The man said he is afraid the tattoo might prejudice a jury, so he is asking for a professional tattoo artist to remove or cover it up.

Prosecutors say they aren’t opposed to Jeffrey Chapman covering his tattoo, but Barton County’s sheriff says he’s against transporting Chapman to a licensed tattoo facility — the only places tattoo artists are allowed to practice under Kansas law.

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NOT CUTE: Miley Cyrus Tattoos FACE

Everytime we see a new celebrity tattoo, we think, how do they intend to cover this one up!?! But we’re learning, the whole idea behind tattoos is not covering them up and to let them shine in all their historical sailor glory. Here’s another ink job (recently branded into Miley Cyrus’ bottom lip,) that will be indeed very hard to hide, if you’re, let’s say, singing, eating, kissing or anything involving your face that requires opening the mouth.

miley lip tattoo kitty

Looks kinda like a bird poop.

Man Gets ‘NETFLIX Tattoo’ And Scores ONE YEAR Free Service

The following ‘moron of the day’ got this huge tattoo that reads “Netflix,” just so he could save on 1 YEAR Netflix service! What a dumb ass! A tattoo is forever, but your free Netflix will end in one year? Stupid people! What would you do for a Klondike bar?

nexflix tattoo

I rank this right up there with Romney face tattoo guy and Monster Energy Drink forehead guy! Helpful tip, never try and get rewarded for getting dumb things permanently printed on your body.

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