PRINCE SUES FANS For $1 Million Each Over Facebook Postings

Prince is suing HIS fans for posting music and video on their Facebook pages..
Prince gestures during a press conference in London.

The purple one’s lawyers have filed suit in U.S. District Court in San Francisco against “22 Prince fans” for $1 million each for “massive infringement and bootlegging of Prince’s material,” including footage of concerts dating back to the 1980s. Two defendants are listed by their names, the others as John Does. Continue reading

Airport Offers Free Flights In Bid To Win $1 MIL Fed Grant

Cape Air, a regional airport servicing New Hampshire, is giving away free flights (you only pay $12 tax) in an effort to qualify for $1 million in federal grant money.

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The New Hampshire airport’s only airline, Cape Air is trying to garner at least 10,000 passengers by the end of the year by offing the crazy-low $12 flights.

The promotion ongoing since Christmas Eve, is attempting to board 10,000 folks and once they do, the FAA will shell out $1 million in grant money aimed at helping fund projects for the bustling community airport.

“The typical projects would be safety, runway and taxiway projects, and equipment purchases,” said Rick Dyment, manager of the Airport. “We would be able to improve the city’s airport with these funds.”

Cape Air expects to hit the 10,000 mark within the next day or so.

“By us [Cape Air] lowering that fare, it was our attempt to support the airport and get them to the 10,000 enplanement level,” said Dyment, “The timing was ideal because it was a holiday week and people had flexibility and the freedom to travel.”

Great idea! Now if we can get a service like this in Hollywood, perfect! But let’s face it, that will never happen because $1 million in Hollywood is chump change…

Man With 100 Pound Ball Sack Says ‘NO’ To Corrective Surgery ‘I’m Too Famous Now’

A man who suffers from a rare condition that made his ball sack swell to 100 pounds is turning down a FREE million dollar surgery, all because he says his huge balls have made him famous.

The attention that Wesley Warren Jr is getting is really turning him on, so watch out Ladies! He loves his big balls! So much so, he turned down an offer to perform the $1 million corrective surgery for free because he would have had to give up the rights to his story!

A second doctor has agreed to waive most of the cost for the procure, but Mr Warren still hasn’t taken him up on the offer.

Mr Warren has appeared on the Howard Stern Show and Tosh.0 and he’s even a local Las Vegas celebrity.