Happy Birthday Mary Kate and Ashley!



Happy  23rd birthday Olsen twins! Thank you for bringing us the joys of “Michelle Tanner”, the guest spot on “Weeds”, and the 2004 movie “New York Minute”. Cheers to the most progressive, stylish, and filthy rich set of twins on planet Earth. I have only one question: Will Jesse and the Rippers be playing your birthday party?

Sopranos star Drea de Matteo is engaged


These 2 crazy lovebirds, Drea de Matteo (Sopranos) and her rocker boyfriend Shooter Jennings, are engaged to be married. Us Weekly reports that Jennings proposed to  Matteo during his show in Utica, New York. The couple already have a child, Alabama Gypsyrose, who was born in November of 2007. I’d like to go on record to say that this family has the coolest names of all time. Mega inventive and classic. I wish my parents had been a wee more creative but that’s what I get for being the daughter of a couple of french librarians. Congrats to the newly engaged couple!

Happy Birthday Johnny Depp!

johnny_deppOn this day in 1963 , John Christopher Depp II was born in Owensboro, Kentucky. John who later would become the sexiest man alive and  a world renown actor with a  knack for taking on the most challenging and interesting characters to ever grace the big screen. Depp is now 45 years young and one thing has remained the same in all those years, he is hot. Hot, Hot, Hot, and Hot.

With that out of the way, I wish you a  big Feliz cumpleanos or Happy Birthday, Mr. Johnny Depp. 3 cheers for the man who does not age. I’m not complaining, I just find it peculiar. Never change a thing sweetheart. “Public Enemies” looks amazing.

“Slumdog Millionaire” actress is releasing a memoir

Rubina Ali

Rubina Ali

Rubina Ali, the 9 year old actress from the Academy Award winning movie “Slumdog Millionaire” is going to release a memoir. Rubina has been a hot topic in the media because her father is basincally trying to pimp her out due to her sudden  “Slumdog” popularity.

“Rubina brings alive a world of wastelands and rat-infested shanty dwellings, and shows us her home, a wooden shack with a tarpaulin roof, where she grew up with her beloved father and siblings,” said a statement given by her publisher.

Why can’t Danny Boyle intervene with a magic check or a Daddy Warbucks adoption clause? These kids gave “Slumdog Millionaire ” the heart it needed to affect the mainstream. The studios get the Oscars and the kids get  the ass end of  the deal.  Weak.

Bandit Lee Way makes her debut via Twitter

Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, the cherubic baby daddy of emo, is now the father of a little emo princess. Mikey Way, bassist for MCR, Levar Burton announced via Twitter, (uggghh), that Bandit Lee was born yesterday night weighing in at 6 lbs., 5.6 oz and is “healthy and happy.” Her mother “Lyn Z” or Lindsey, Mindless Self Indulgence bassist, is said to be in great spirits.

Gerard and the baby parade

Gerard and the baby parade

I wonder if having 2 emo musician parents will cancel out Bandits chances of a similiar fate. She’ll probably grow up, change her name to Ethel and become a nun or a librarian.


It has been pointed out that Levar Burton “tweeted” the announcement of the birth and Mikey Way “retweeted” it shortly thereafter. So RT means retweet?  I could care less.

Eminem has the number one record in the country

Eminem is tough.

Eminem is tough.

If you talk some smack about Nick Cannon’s wife or Kim Kardashian, you will sell 608,000 records in one week. That was at least one of the controversial techniques Eminem used in promoting his new record “Relapse”. The first new release from the multiplatinum rapper in 4 years successfully knocked Green Day out of the top position and cemented his place at the top of the charts. Bad publicity is still publicity and though he may have many critics/haters waiting in the wings for his fall, Mr. Mathers is still able to sell his own brand of teen and/or wife angst to the masses. Kudos to you Slim Shady.

Melissa Joan Hart has shed 42 pounds

Melissa Joan Hart is thin

Melissa Joan Hart is thin

Melissa Joan Hart, star of feel good teen sitcoms, “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” and “Clarissa Explains It All” has finally taken off the baby weight. After seeing a “horrifying” photo which is featured prominently on the cover of this week’s People magazine, the “Sabrina “star ‘realized she didn’t need to be heavy just because she has kids’. Really, so this isn’t a thinly veiled attempt to make a comeback?  Well we’ve seen what a People magazine cover spread did for Valerie Bertinelli and Kirstie Ally, perhaps now the new and improved Melissa Joan Hart can finally make the long awaited sequel to “Drive me Crazy”.

Happy 3rd Birthday Shiloh!

Shiloh is 3 years old today!

Shiloh is 3 years old today!

It is my quest to personally wish every celebrity baby or celebaby happy birthday.  Today just so happens to be the third birthday of inarguably the world’s most famous tot, Miss Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt, Brad and Angie’s first biological child.  Happy Birthday Shiloh, I’m sure mom and dad have an amazing Carmen San Diego like adventure in store for your big day or perhaps a baby double date with Kingston Rossdale.

Twitter’s Top Nine Totties

Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima

The ladies are taking Twitter by storm. Twitter has compiled a Top 50 totty (Twitter Hottie) list featuring some of the beautiful women in the world. Supermodel Adriana Lima tops the list alongside chanteuse Ashanti and Myspace superstar Tila Tequila.

Here’s a sneak peak of your official Twitter top 9:

1) Adriana Lima

2) Jessica Alba

3)Taylor Swift


5)Audrey Hitching

6) Brooke Burke

7)DJ Tamara sky

8)Tila Tequila

9)Lilly Allen