Let’s Call Him The “Colorado Coward” Shot Little Kids While In Armor Then Gave Up To Cops, Ratting Self Out
I officially dub James Holmes “The Colorado Coward” because the gunman took aim at mostly young people, teen girls and…
Cops Say Colorado Shooter Resembled “The Joker” Hair Painted Red
Cops are saying the Colorado shooter resembled Batman’s arch-villain “The Joker” at the time of the attack. “We have some…
4-Month-Old Baby Allowed In Dark Knight Midnight Showing?
AURORA, Colo. Among the injured was a 4-month-old baby which begs the question, why was a 4-month-old baby allowed in…
NFL Shame! Dallas Cowboy Charged With Beating His Own Mother
Man oh man do I HATE stories like this! A Dallas Cowboys wide receiver by the name of Dez Bryant…
Anne Hathaway PLEASE Get A New Stylist! Dark Knight Rises Premiere Fashion Fail
Do not like. Cat Woman is in serious need of a new stylist…
Amazing Fish With Human Teeth Feasts On Male Testicles! Discovered In Illinois Lake
It’s called a Pacu fish and it can weigh as much as 55 pounds and until recently only lived in…
Christina Aguilera Dead?
There’s a silly rumor going around the internet that Christina Aguilera died, she did not, I repeat, did NOT die!…
LAWN FAIL: Man Mistakes Weed Killer For Fertilizer Takes Out 40,000 SF Lawn
It was a little too late by the time a Minnesota man realized he had accidentally substituted weed killer for fertilizer, destroying 40,000 square…
Bath Salts Epidemic — Law Enforcement Clueless
Naked, face eating drug users who attack their neighbors and threaten their families all while growling with superhuman strength, impervious…