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‘The Social Network’ Sean Parker Drops $8.6M on Wedding Decorations!

While you spend your meaningless life on the internet, Napster inventer and eventual Facebook investor, Sean Parker, is spending almost $9M on his wedding decorations.. This June, Parker is all set to wed Alexandra Lenas.. That is, after he spends $8.6 million on stuff like cloth doilies..  I think I just barfed in my mouth, a lot.. And what about all those pesky starving children in the world? They would throw up too! If they had any food in their little tummies.. OKAY! So back to the festivities!

Parker — who made billions while single handily destroying the music business with his Napster creation, (played by Justin Timberlake in movie, The Social Network,) has booked the entire Ventana Inn located in Big Sur, CA! That’s a HUGE place!

It’s all for his big wedding weekend, June 1st, 2013, as he is set to tie the knot with Alexandra Lenas..

To realize his vision … Sean hired a landscaping company to build fake ruins, waterfalls, bridges, ponds and a gated cottage in the resort’s surrounding forest — where he’ll say “I do” in a ceremony fit for a king … or Hobbit.
All the guests will enter through a $600,000 gate, dance on a $350,000 floor, and they better stop and smell the roses … because Parker’s dropping more than $1,000,000 on plants and flowers! Throw in a bunch more fancy overpriced decorations … and grand total for the BACKDROP is $8.6 million.

Sean also hired the costume designer from “Lord of the Rings” just to make crap his guests can wear… and like a yarmulke at an Orthodox Jewish temple … Apparently  you can’t get in without it. tmz

 

After the voes, everything, all $8.6 million of it, will go in the trash.. Now about those starving kids.. You’ll find them looking in the trash for some leftovers..

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  • Its his money He earned it. So spend away. I just hope this is a marriage that lasts. Iam tired of the Hollywood marriages that last for 5 days maybe 6 if lucky. Good luck

  • There is no legacy in that kind of self-indulgent spending. Supporting new orphanages around the world, updating the old ones, or putting in the clean-water wells, or dental care for US children.. maybe someone would remember who the hell these people are. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. what goes around....

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  • SUCH A WASTE, AND THEY'LL ONLY BE MARRIED FOR A YEAR OR SO....TERRIBLE...YES, TERRIBLE...

  • wasteful spending..so many need food and shelter..this isn't to begrudge anyone who can afford such things.. yet why such overindulgence? strangely, i feel sorry for this couple.

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