When I first noticed Joker James Holmes had grown a beard I thought to myself, he’s given up, he’s letting himself go, BOY WAS I WRONG! The same man who shot up an Aurora, Colo., movie theater during a screening of “The Dark Knight Rises” last summer killing 12 and wounding 58 — just converted to Islam with all of its religious trimmings. And wait until you hear why.

James Holmes


Holmes doesn’t sit around jail idly, his dance card is full with daily activities including praying, praying, praying, praying and then for good measure, one more time with the praying…

Prison sources say the full bushy beard Holmes grew in god’s speed actually represents his new-found faith leaving many wondering what his real reason was for turning Muslim. If you believe sources, it’s a lame way of justifying all of his horrific crimes.

“He has brainwashed himself into believing he was on his own personal jihad and that his victims were infidels,” reports the WT.

It figures most Muslim folks in the world could do without James’ endorsement of their religion, especially the other muslim inmates housed in the same jail,

“None of them condone forms of terrorism or extremism,” the source added. “And they don’t want their religion to be connected to that awful shooting.”

James is charged with 166 counts, including but not limited to, murder and attempted murder. He could be on the chopping block or spend the rest of his life in prison if convicted. He pleaded not guilty.

Lastly, for all of you thinking this was just another FFO, you have to admit, this new wrinkle makes for an interesting twist.