Angelina Jolie Universally Panned In Red Carpet Return

I don’t know why fashion gurus are so mad Angelina Jolie! She looks just fantastic to me. I guess after you jump on the red carpet and do something outlandish like Jolie did rock one leg… Remember that stem of stunt?

Suddenly you have to keep topping yourself over and over again… Like I said, Jolie looks amazing…

While everyone buzzed about Jennifer Lopez’s decidedly Angelina Jolie-like exposed leg at the Grammys last night, the originator of the style was just across town making her own major red carpet debut. That’s right, folks, Angie’s back on the style scene for the first time this year!

But the actress didn’t quite return to the red carpet with a bang — it was more of a thud, actually. To attend the American Society of Cinematographers annual awards shindig, Angelina opted for a gray Atelier Versace sheath, nude pumps and — the icing on the boring cake — a ponytail. Our reaction? Zzzzzzz.

It’s not like we expected the mother of six to pull out all of the stops for the relatively minor appearance, but she really didn’t give us much to work with here. Plus, she arrived without her two red carpet staples: Brad Pitt and an exposed right leg.

Fine, Angelina, be all withholding. But next time, we’d appreciate some Hollywood waves or something. What do you think of her debut look?