by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 29, 2013

Jason London: World’s Most Pathetic Mug Shot

Not only did Jason London get beat down, including getting his glasses broken, he also reportedly pooped in the back of the police car…

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Jason London crapped himself in the back seat of a cop car Sunday morning … minutes after the “Dazed & Confused” actor was punched in the face in a bar fight … this according to a police report obtained by TMZ. Here’s what the report says …Cops were called to the Martini Ranch bar in Scottsdale, Arizona at 1:42 AM on Sunday morning after getting a call about a man who was bleeding on the street. When officers arrived to the scene … they found Jason nursing a swollen eye. Cops spoke to a bouncer who told them Jason had been inside the club, walked by him and sneezed on him. 

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The bouncer asked for an apology, and Jason allegedly punched him in the face.40-year-old Jason was thrown out of the bar kicking and screaming and in the process he was beaten up.Paramedics arrived to the scene to treat London, but cops say the actor got aggressive with the responders and shoved some of them. Cops say one of the officers was forced to deliver a knee strike to London’s right thigh so they could seat him on the ground. London later called one of the officers a “f**king hillbilly.”Jason was eventually arrested for disorderly conduct/fighting and assault.On his way to the police station … Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops … saying, “Guess what fa**ot?  I f***ing love this.  I f***ing own you guys so hard.  I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor!  F***ing look me up, bitch.”Jason continued … “It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.”  According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants.  Jason then said, “I told you I’m happy as s**t.”The next day, cops say they spoke with Jason’s wife Sofia who told them … “I know he’s an a**hole when he drinks.”Cops say Sofia also told them she had spoken with Jason … and he had no recollection of the incident. tmz

I’m thinking Jason should’ve signed that pledge…

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 29, 2013

Report: Miley Already Married?

I had a feeling that Miley Cyrus may have already got married to Liam Hemsworth, and now People magazine is saying the singer had a bit of a slip of the tongue, relenting to Cosmo on her already married status.

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Miley Cyrus has been engaged to Liam Hemsworth since May of last year, but in a recent interview, the bride-to-be refers to herself as already wed.

“I’m happy I don’t have to date anyone,” she said for the new issue of Cosmopolitan. “I was like, ‘I’m so happy I’m married, because you guys are cruel!’ ”

A rep for Hemsworth, however, confirms to PEOPLE that the couple are “definitely NOT married.”

Asked in the magazine interview about the sort of wedding she’d have, Cyrus said, “I can’t even get coffee without a million paparazzi following me, so I don’t know why anyone thinks I’m going to have this huge, extravagant wedding. That is so not who I am.”

The magazine reference is the second hint in as many months that Cyrus, 20, and Hemsworth, 23, may have secretly gotten hitched. The pop star Tweeted photos at Christmas in which both she and her man are sporting rings on their left ring fingers. The photos no longer appear on Cyrus’s Twitter.

 
Cyrus’s rep has not returned requests for comment.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 29, 2013

Home Intruder Flees After Would Be Victims Chant ‘Jesus’

15 Florida women were attending a jewelry party at the home of Jacquie Hagler when a man entered unannounced, wearing a ski cap, a bandanna across his face and brandishing a firearm.

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At first, confused party guests thought the intruder was part of a prank, but that’s when the suspect, Derick Lee, held the gun to one of the partygoers’ head and announced, “I’m not joking, I’m going to shoot someone, give me your money.” He then showed the frightened women that his gun was loaded with real bullets.

“When I realized what was going on, I stood up and said, ‘In the name of Jesus, get out of my house now,’” Hagler told WJXT-TV. “And he said, ‘I’m going to shoot someone.’ And I said it again, real boldly,” Hagler continued. “Everybody started chanting, ‘Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,’ and he did a quick scan of the room and ran out the door as fast as he could go.”

 
The suspect, Lee, 24, was apprehended and is currently being held on a $200,000 bond.

“I believe he saw angels,” Hagler said in an interview with the Christian Post. “He saw who was on our side, and he just turned around. The look on his face was just, like, astonishment. He was totally captivated by whatever he saw. He just turned around and ran out the door.”

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 29, 2013
by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 29, 2013
by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 29, 2013

Justin Timberlake Handling Of German Microphone ‘All Wrong’ Say Recording Studio Pros

The moment I saw this picture of Justin Timberlake’s new deal I was like, why is he looking at his microphone with such disdain? Or is he just trying to remember what the confounded thing is? It has been a while… But seriously out of all the pictures they surely had to choose from, why this one? He looks so damn mad and confused, and for good reason, he totally forgot how to handle one of these expensive microphones found only in the world’s most exclusive studios. It is the same one Frank Sinatra used…

130124-justin-timberlakeMy recording engineer friend told me that you are NEVER supposed to grab one of these expensive German tube microphones by the ‘cage,’ always by the stand… The slightest touch can cause damage to the mic’s sensitive components even causing havoc for control room speakers and those monitoring with headphones. Come on Justin! You should know better!

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 29, 2013
by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 29, 2013
by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 29, 2013
by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 28, 2013

Public Outcry As White House Ends Breakfast For U.S. Troops In Afghanistan

This is no joke folks! 17 bases in Afghanistan have suspended serving troops breakfast; more bases will stop on Feb. 1!

angelinawhitehouse Public Outcry As White House Ends Breakfast For U.S. Troops In Afghanistan

Washington, D.C. – Rep. Bruce Braley (IA-01) today wrote Army Secretary John McHugh to express “growing concern” regarding Army actions that have ended service of breakfast to American troops serving at 17 US military outposts in Afghanistan.

Braley has also been informed by the Army that this policy will be expanded to more locations in Afghanistan beginning on February 1st.

“I am troubled that the Army would deny any deployed troops three meals per day, regardless of force size,” Braley wrote. “These men and women put their lives on the line every day to protect the very freedoms we cherish. The exhaustive mental and physical labor that is required by soldiers to fight in harsh and unforgiving conditions is tremendous. We shouldn’t deny our troops something as fundamental as a proper meal.

“I am positive that with the logistical mastery the Army has exhibited in combat operations around the world, you can logistically administer the procedure of serving breakfast every day.”

The issue was brought to Braley’s attention by concerned family members of Iowa soldiers serving in Afghanistan.