I’ve already come to terms with the fact I can no longer refer to Kim Kardashian as being “fat” – now I have to refer to her as being “pregnant” – but in the spirit of transition I have to ask, isn’t it a little early for Kim to be showing? I mean didn’t she get pregnant like yesterday?

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In this picture Kim demonstrates what she didn’t do in order to get pregnant. Whatever, at least she’s not wearing fur…

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Something tells me that kid is going to lead a very safe and secure life being contained in a vessel like Kim.