If you’ve got an extra $400 lying around and you want to look like a total idiot, why not purchase this fantastic fashion accessory called “The Bell Board” created by none-other-than the 5th Beatle herself, Yoko Ono…



You know the bell that you ring when you go up to the front desk at that seedy local motel? That’s what that is… Cab you say “BELL CAPTAIN?”



Talk about wet paint? This is ridiculous! Can we lift any fingerprints off that?