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James ‘JOKER’ Holmes Standing Backward Falls Off Bunk In Suicide Attempt

James “Joker” Holmes, the man responsible for killing 12 people in the Colorado movie massacre has been trying to kill himself, frequently, in jail. One such occasion Holmes ran headfirst into wall but only ended up doing minor damage, on another occasion he stood atop his bunk and fell backwards — hoping to crack open his skull — that did not work either… Hard headed? Or just empty headed?

Honestly I’m a little surprised that authorities don’t have this nutcase in a padded cell.

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