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Jay-Z Peforms – 99 Problems But MITT Ain’t One

JAY-Z: And I changed this one up. I have to do it. I’m sorry. I didn’t get clearance from the Secret Service. So if they come tackle me here, y’all save me. I changed the lyric of this song, it goes like this: “If you’re having world problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but Mitt ain’t one.” I didn’t get that vetted, so let’s do this real fast before they come up here and snatch me off this stage.

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