CAN OF WORMS? Hulk Hogan Contacts FBI Over Sex Tape

You would think brazen Hulk Hogan would be smart enough to leave well enough alone, but no… TMZ is reporting that the Hulkster contacted the FBI in an effort to incriminate himself call a meeting and get to the bottom of his sex tape’s release.

So it might be fun to imagine how this meeting between the FBI and HULK might go down. Does Hogan explain to the FBI – what the hell he was doing there in the first place? Were any drugs involved? Why was the Hulk banging that dude’s wifey? Is that his real dong? Note to Hulk, maybe not such a good idea to contact the FBI on this one…

I strongly advise Hogan to reassess the real value of pursuing this sensitive matter with the keystone government cops. What does he expect to have happen? They bust his former porn buddy? The same guy who used to let him ball his own wife???

TMZ: Hulk Hogan is taking his sex tape fight to the big dogs — contacting the FBI this week to help him track down the low-life who leaked his naked fun time footage to the media … TMZ has learned.

Hulk’s attorney tells TMZ, the wrestler had previously attempted to file a police report in Florida — but local police couldn’t help him for two reasons:

1) Because the tape was recorded in 2006, the four-year statute of limitations had expired on the offense of unlawfully recording Hulk without his permission.

2) The other offense — distributing the illegal footage to the media — crosses state lines, so it’s a federal problem … not a local one.

As a result, Hulk’s lawyer says he has contacted the FBI to track down the sex tape leaker … and bring that person to justice.

We’re told Hulk plans to meet with FBI agents on Monday.

This type of situation happens for a reason and I think the reason is that Hogan stopped hanging out with his porno buddies, distancing himself from them publicly… Now his old buddies figure, F-it, what do we have to lose?