Utilizing a phone of all things, Katherine Jackson talked with ABC News about all her recent family drama.

“There are rumors going around about me that I have been kidnapped,” Jackson said … adding, “I am here today to let everybody to know that I am good and fine.”

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“My children would never do anything to me like that.”

“One reason I didn’t call is I just gave up my phone and I didn’t want to have any phone calls while I was here.”

“I am devastated that while I’ve been away, my grandchildren have been taken away from me, and I’m coming home.”

Seems like a lot of gaping holes in her story folks!