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FIRST MAJOR TSUNAMI JUNK ARRIVES IN CANADA

Looks like Canada will be the first recipient of floating junk making its way from Japan.

A Japanese fishing boat lost at sea back in March of 2011 after the humongous tsunami has been located off the west coast of Canada spotted by an aircraft patrolling the seas off British Columbia.

“On its current trajectory and speed, the vessel wouldn’t make landfall for approximately 50 days.” Said someone who knows about such shit.

The ship is believed to be unoccupied…

It’s just the first of the big toxic crap out of the millions of tonnes of big toxic crap currently crossing the Pacific and landing at a beach near you, or at least near Matthew McConaughey. The major shit-storm is expected to make landfall in North America starting March of 2014.

Sources say Canadian officials are scrambling to find a way to test the ghost ship for radiation before it goes aground.

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