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Courtney Stodden Takes Her Snake Surfing In Full Makeup

Teen bride Courtney Stodden, is always ready for her close-up! No matter where Stodden goes, whether it’s to church or to the beach, she’s in full makeup, and has her hair done.

Today, Stodden was photographed at the beach, trying to surf in a little American Flag pattern thong bikini. Her attempt to surf looked more like an audition for the former show Baywatch- as she was posing the entire time like it was her TV debut.

You would think she would actually take that gold ‘snake’ arm-band off at least for swimming! But no, she kept that on with the full makeup and false eyelashes. I guess the reality is, is that she’s 17-years-old, and she does not know what she’s doing.

Stodden was discovered by 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchinson, and the two married before she was 18.

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