Audio: Charlie Sheen Potty Mouth Rampage Alex Jones Show

Charlie Sheen surprisingly took an interview with “The Alex Jones Show”, and called in to do the show live!

Charlie said a lot of crazy things as usual, but he really went the full distance this time! Listen to the audio HERE , and you can also read some of the transcript below… enjoy!!!

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— Sheen claimed he is 100% clean, saying, “Here’s your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won’t get high.”

— During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in “Apocalypse Now” — and hit just about everything and everyone:

— He calls Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre “a turd” and “a clown” and says his real name is “Hymie Levine.”

— Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre “in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process.”

— On Alcoholics Anonymous … Sheen says it’s a “bootleg cult” with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, “Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you.”

— After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie’s response, “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things.”

— On his drug and alcohol issues, “I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it … with my mind.”

— Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out … saying, “Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you’re going to need it. Badly.”

— Says incomprehensible riffs about trolls, tattoos, F-18 fighter pilots, and Vatican assassins.