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New Soft Drink Contains Cocaine

Need a lift? Thinking about a cold soft drink pick-me-up? Get ready to get lifted, very high. Introducing “Coca Brynco” Bolivia’s answer to Coke, and unlike Coke, this product is actually made from coca leaves which are used in the process of cocaine manufacturing… The Bolivian government has given the product their stamp of approval which is produced by a private company.

Don’t run out to 7-11 just yet, chances are the druggy drink won’t be available in the United States, however, something tells me a black market for this product might already be in the works. And how might you get your hands on a cold one? That is why the internet was invented.

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