Jailed George Michael Protected by Armed Robber

Unlike here in the states, In England, jailed celebrities are treated just like any other inmate, at times left to totally fend for themselves. George Michael, jailed on drug charges reportedly has been targeted for his celebrity status, however, he won’t go it alone.

Robert Bleach, 6′ 3″, is known for his dreadlocks and violent behavior and has decided to take Michael under his wing, telling other inmates that they will have to “deal with him” if any harm should come to the WHAM singer.

Michael who entered the jail literally sobbing and shaking, now has sprung to life thanks to his new protector, strutting around the grounds without a care in the world. Michael has even promised the guardian angel of a convict employment as his personal bodyguard when they get released.