Suge Knight Gets Punched By A Shorty

Hey guess what? Suge Knight got his face punched in — and the alleged ass-beater claims to be Akon’s business manager.  “Na-na-na-na”

Cops say Suge was attending a private party for NBA All-Star weekend and they were called to the scene by hotel security who exclaimed “bitches be rolling around up here”.

When cops finally arrived they saw a guy, allegedly Akon’s manager Robert Carnes Jr., hit Suge twice in the head. Pow Pow.

You know, this reminds me of a time when I was visiting a friend of mine who worked at a music engineering company. I went to get some chips and Suge was in the hallway beating up the vending machine. He had lost $2 bucks in it. He looked at me and said “What do you want shorty?” and I said “Fritos please…and while your are at get me some of those ass-enlarging Reeses Pieces”.

Suge punched a hole in the glass and got me my food. Suge ROCKS! Too bad he got beat up though. I’m betting that he’s okay. True Story.