Kelly Clarkson
…But she IS NOT! In an interview with AOL website PopEater.com, Kelly raddled on informing the world that she is not and has never been a lesbian. So why isn’t she one you ask…because she doesn’t want to date someone just like herself. That’s the only reason why you’re not lovin the ladies Clarkson, are you sure you’re straight?
She said, “People are like, Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I’d really love it. I’m like, I’m glad it works for you, and I wished I liked women like that because often times, men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys. I would never want to date myself, ever, I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man.”
Oh Kelly, don’t you know its the quiet ones that are crazy? Okay, okay so she isn’t a lesbian, Clarkson really needs to improve her grammar skills and leave “like” out of her vocabulary, (sorry I was an English major).
Ms. Kelly continued on about how she’ll practically date anything as long as it has a weiner, “I don’t really care if you’re black, white, yellow, gay, straight, crazy whatever,” said Clarkson. Wow, so Kelly Clarkson WON’T date a woman, but she WILL date a crazy, yellow, gay man?? Okay, I’m officially confused; I thought she didn’t want to date a crazy person…get it together Kelly.
JONES COUNTY, TEXAS (THECOUNT) — Mason Alkire, of Barton, Maryland, has been identified as the…
MEMPHIS, TENN. (THECOUNT) — Brandon Clarke, veteran NBA forward for the Memphis Grizzlies, has died…
DEER PARK, OHIO (THECOUNT) — Kyle Lee, a Cincinnati Public Schools staff member and security…
ROCKPORT, MAINE (THECOUNT) — Taygan McAllister, of Waldoboro, Maine, has been identified as the victim…
KERSHAW COUNTY, S.C. (THECOUNT) — Reese Autumn Player, of Bishopville, South Carolina, has been identified…
AURORA, ILL. (THECOUNT) — Sariyah Watson, a University of Illinois Chicago track and field star…