El Chapo ‘Bring Me The Head Of Donald Trump’ Sets Bounty At $100M

Joaquin Guzman aka El Chapo recently promised that he would make Donald Trump “swallow his words,” and now the Mexican drug lord is putting his money where his druggy mouth is.

The Shorty has officially placed a bounty on Trump’s head to the tune of $100 million to anyone who can take the Presidential candidate out. And when we say “out,” we don’t mean of the race. Bad move El Chapo.

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Trump has been heavily pushing his agenda to remove illegal Mexican immigrants, saying he plans to deport those without legal papers. Continue reading

Woman’s Donald Trump Protest Fails In Funniest Way Ever!

Estefani Mercedes, a woman aiming to teach Donald Trump a thing or two by delivering him a huge batch of yellow Mexican dahlias, failed in a way that can only be described as pure comedy.

Mercedes, carted dozens of Mexico’s National flower to Trump Towers, but her protest fell short of hitting its intended mark, literally, in classic instant comic-karma fashion.

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Estefani Mercedes struggled with her massive bouquet as she tried to navigate the revolving door at Trump Tower in NYC. Continue reading

Donald Trump Calls In F.B.I. Over EL CHAPO DEATH THREATS

Presidential candidate, Donald Trump has contacted the F.B.I. to help investigate death threats made by a man claiming to be the son of escaped Mexican drug lord El Chapo.

The investigation is over a tweet reportedly directed at the billionaire by El Chapo’s son, in which he attacks Trump for commenting his dad is “everything that’s wrong with Mexico.”

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The tweet was written in Spanish, with the rough English translation, “Keep f***ing around and I’m gonna make you swallow your bitch words you f***ing whitey milks***tter (that’s a homophobic slur).” h/t tmz

Trump told TMZ, “I’m fighting for much more than myself. I’m fighting for the future of our country which is being overrun by criminals.” He adds, “You can’t be intimidated. It’s too important.”

Mexicans HIT BACK With DONALD TRUMP PINATA

Republican Presidential candidate, Donald Trump has been in the hot seat over remarks he made about Mexican immigrants. Now a Mexican Artist has produced a Donald Trump series of pinatas.

Artist Dalton Ramirez said that the pinatas are proving to be very popular with customers unhappy with Trump’s running of the mouth.

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“The U.S. has become a dumping ground for everybody else’s problems,” Trump said during his Presidential campaign announcement speech. Continue reading