Early Reviews: Ashton Kutcher ‘jOBS’ iSUCKS

Ashton Kutcher’ jOBS, the biopic of Apple chief Steve Jobs closed Sundance to less-than rave reviews. Here’s a sample.


Ashton is also not bad in his Nikon commercials, but great actor he is not. And so “jOBS” closes the 2013 Sundance Film Festival to very lukewarm reviews. Variety, The Hollywood Reporter, IndieWire–all give it middling notices, pointing out that it’s a paint-by-numbers effort. And Ashton is cited in Variety as one of its least appealing ingredients. showbiz411.

Variety: “…precisely that familiarity with Jobs, who reached iconic status in the years before his death, that often undercuts the effectiveness of Kutcher’s carefully judged performance. Despite the superficial physical resemblance between actor and subject, enhanced by thick glasses, longish hair and an impressive attempt at vocal mimickry on Kutcher’s part, the illusion never fully seizes hold.”

Hollywood Reporter: “passably entertaining” and “somewhat like a two-hour commercial covering the first 20 tumultuous years of Apple’s development…”

Well this kind of isucks because I was really looking forward to seeing this movie.

Kristen Stewart to Return as Snow White

To say Kristen Stewart has had quite a rocky year would be a huge understatement. I would not wish that kind of bad publicity on anybody! Well almost anybody…

People magazine is reporting Stewart has committed to play Snow White in the sequel that started it all, all her problems that is…


After Kristen Stewart’s summer admission that she’d been romantically involved with her married “Snow White and the Huntsman” director, Rupert Sanders, there was doubt as to whether the 22-year-old actress would return for a possible sequel.

Now, according to Kristen, not only is she set to reprise her role as the fairest of them all for a second installment of the fairytale story, it’s going to be quite the crowd-pleaser.

“Oh, it’s gonna be f**kin’ amazing,” Kristen told Indiewire, when asked where her “SWATH” character would journey in the sequel. “No, I’m so excited about it, it’s crazy.”

Kristen Stewart just keeps raking in that money, let’s just hope she rakes in some morals along the way…