Another Fake Photo Op with “The Hills” Kristin Cavallari

Remember Kristin Cavallari that used to be on MTV’s “Laguna Beach”?  She is now going to be on the new season of “The Hills” on MTV. Apparently she is taking the spot of L.C. aka Lauren Conrad. Looks like Kristin is getting back in the swing of staged photos like her other cast mate Heidi Montag does.

There have been new paparazzi pics of the cast members out and about lately. Here, Kristin is getting a pedicure at “Pastel Nails” in Beverly Hills California!  This photo of Kristin wreaks of being ‘staged’. What do you think?

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Good Shape or Bad Shape? The Hills Kristen Cavallari in a Bikini

Remember Kristen Cavallari? She was that girl that was on the MTV show “Laguna Beach”. She is now pushing out Lauren Conrad and taking her spot on the upcoming season of MTV’s “The Hills”.

The Hills was filming in Malibu Beach, CA yesterday. Is Kristen in the best shape for a bikini? I thought you had to be stick thin to be on “The Hills”. I guess they are accepting different sizes now.

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Holy Roller Heidi Montag DID Pose for Playboy

The rumors are true! Heidi Montag ALREADY posed for Playboy. Her pictures will be in this September’s issue.

MTV reported: “”There is nudity,” a source told People. “It’s tasteful — she had a lot of fun with it.” When contacted by MTV News, a rep for Montag did not have a comment regarding the news at press time, however, on Friday afternoon (June 12), TMZ reported that “there will be no real nudity” in the photos.”

I’m surprised Heidi would bare her skin in Playboy. She’s such a religious girl; according to her daily tweets and the remarks she has made on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!. Don’t be one of those!

OH Nevermind! Look at this older picture of her! Forget it.

Holy Roller Heidi Montag DID Pose for Playboy

The rumors are true! Heidi Montag ALREADY posed for Playboy. Her pictures will be in this September’s issue.

MTV reported: “”There is nudity,” a source told People. “It’s tasteful — she had a lot of fun with it.” When contacted by MTV News, a rep for Montag did not have a comment regarding the news at press time, however, on Friday afternoon (June 12), TMZ reported that “there will be no real nudity” in the photos.”

I’m surprised Heidi would bare her skin in Playboy. She’s such a religious girl; according to her daily tweets and the remarks she has made on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!. Don’t be one of those!

OH Nevermind! Look at this older picture of her! Forget it.

Heidi Montag is posing for Playboy!!

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People magazine confirms that Heidi Montag will pose nude for the September issue of Playboy magazine. A source confirms “There is nudity. It’s tasteful she had a lot of fun with it,” says a second source. A rep for the magazine had no comment, and Montag’s rep was not immediately available to respond to questions.

Heidi has an amazing body that was pretty much constructed for the specific purpose of  posing for Playboy. I genuinely imagined Audrina would be the first to do Playboy not a good God fearing Christian lady like Mrs. Montag-Pratt. It must be due to the fact that she married the devil in the flesh colored beard.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt May Sue NBC

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Heidi Montag was rushed to the hospital because she was ‘convulsively throwing up’ which is said to be caused by the torture that the network [NBC] is inflicting on the contestants. Heidi and Spencer Pratt were “forced” to stay in a dark room for a full day and night with only water, rice and beans. The conditions are being compared to “Guantanamo Bay.”

TMZ is also reporting that NBC execs were trying to get Heidi not to seek medical attention. Luckily she did because she has been diagnosed with a gastric ulcer!

Ryan Seacrest interviewed Paul Telegdy, NBC’s Exec VP of Alternative Programming, who explained to Ryan the kind of punishment that was planned for Heidi and Spencer:

“They are now going to be examined, and their value system utterly deconstructed¦these people are going to bare their souls.”

Another source says “Spencer fired his lawyer after he tried to talk the “actor” into staying on the show.  Plans of a lawsuit against NBC are in the works”.

GOOD LUCK SUING NBC AFTER SIGNING THEIR HEFTY CONTRACTS!

Spencer Pratt nixed from reality show?

Spencer Pratt’s sure-to-be-horrible run on the new reality show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Outta Here! might have hit a big bump in the road. SFGate.com, via Pratt’s Twitter, reports that Pratt has been informed that doctors think he has “low blood platelets”.

I’m not really sure what that means but if it gets Spencer Pratt off my television then I am thankful for it.  If Pratt does head to the jungles of Costa Rica for the new show, he’ll be alongside K-Fed, Stephen Baldwin and, of course, his wife, Heidi.

Lauren Conrad’s New Book is Umm…

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An excerpt from Lauren Conrad’s new book, LA Candy, has hit the Teen Vogue website. I don’t think reality has hit Conrad yet, and she hasn’t realized that once this season of The Hills are over…so is her career.

What person writes a book about being a character in a reality show? Lauren Conrad does. Check out this stupid excerpt:

“They had intercepted her in the parking lot, miked her, and filmed her getting out of her car and walking to the lobby of the building. Five times. Now they were setting up in the front waiting area of Fiona Chen Events, filming her ‘arriving to work.’”

Is Conrad expecting sympathy from us? We’re the ones who were tortured with the stupid Hills anyway! I’m not sure if she knows this or not, but everyone already knew that people don’t walk into their apartments with cameras already in their home. I’m not going to waste my time buying this book and I hope you don’t either.