What If Kim Bassinger And Alec Baldwin Had A Baby? Wait, They Already DID?

Ah yes, Ireland Baldwin… The 6’2″ blonde and beautiful offspring of Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger has finally turned 17 and already she has signed with IMG Models and Two Management, the born with a silver spoon in her gob daughter said on Twitter earlier this week.

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“Officially working for @TwoManagement and @IMGmodels!” the 17-year-old hottie tweeted on Tuesday, March 5. “I’m blessed, happy, and ready to WEEEEERK.”

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Kate Moss, Tyra Banks, and Chanel Iman all signed with the agencie and her mom, Basinger, 59, signed with the Ford modeling agency at age 16.

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“Mom, you still look like you’re 17 and it’s kind of embarrassing standing next to you,” she continued. “Hopefully someday I will adopt your cheekbones and your overall beauty…Inside and out.” Well kid, it looks like you made it…

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Shia LaBeouf Quit Hollywood Now BROADWAY! ‘Orphans’ Play

Shia LaBeouf quit Hollywood so he could start doing Broadways plays – so he could also quit those… Shia_LeBeouf

Shia won’t be making his Broadway debut after the 26-year-old actor the revival production of the play “Orphans” in New York over “creative differences,” according to the LA Times.

LaBeouf has left the show a month before preview performances are set to begin. “Orphans” is still scheduled to open at the Schoenfeld Theater on April 7, with previews commencing on March 19. The production, directed by Daniel Sullivan, also features Alec Baldwin, in the role of a powerful man kidnapped by two brothers.

Wednesday’s announcement did not elaborate on the nature of the creative differences that led to LaBeouf’s departure, and no replacement for the actor has been announced.

“Orphans,” by Lyle Kessler, debuted in 1983 at the Matrix Theatre in Los Angeles and is often revived at regional theaters across the country. Director Alan Pakula turned it into a movie in 1987, with a cast that included Albert Finney, Matthew Modine and Kevin Anderson.

 
Could this mean Shia is hard to work with? a brat Hollywood millionaire a
brat?” Nonsense!

Alec Baldwin Racially Fueled Tirade Manhandles Female Post Reporter Calls ‘Coon’

Alec Baldwin is slowly but surely losing it, and it’s just a matter of time before he goes all Mel Gibson…AlecBaldwin051511 525x415 Alec Baldwin Racially Fueled Tirade Manhandles Female Post Reporter Calls Coon

The 30 Rock star grabbed the reporter, Tara Palmeri, by her arm while yelling at her, “I want you to choke to death,” Palmeri told police, for whom she played an audiotape of the conversation.

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Baldwin then called G.N. Miller — a decorated retired detective with the NYPD’s Organized Crime Control Bureau and a staff photographer for The Post — a “coon, a drug dealer,’’ Miller’s police statement said. Source.

Like I said, it’s just a matter of time…

Bio-Dome Actor Steven Baldwin ARRESTED By IRS

Stephen Baldwin, Alec’s brother and the star of that awful film, Bio-Dome, was arrested in New York by IRS agents for apparently failing to pay his taxes.

The New York DAE said in an effort to justify their harsh action, “At a time when Rockland County and New York State face severe fiscal shortfalls, we cannot afford to allow wealthy residents to break the law by cheating on their taxes.” Baldwin owes NY state more than $350,000 in back taxes. He added, “The defendant’s repetitive failure to file returns and pay taxes over a period of several years contributes to the sweeping cutbacks and closures in local government and in our schools.”

If convicted, he could face up to 4 years in prison.

Yoga Tax Now Enforced in NYC

The New York Department of Taxation and Finance says that yoga studios must start to pay the city’s levy.

NYC yoga studios will now have to pay more in taxes than ever before and the city is wasting no time auditing yoga studios, presenting them in some cases with bills for back sales taxes going back three years.

The new tax has invoked protests from around the yoga community who say the new tax policy could not have come at a worse time, with the industry just beginning to get back on its feet after the economic downturn. Stressed out?

Last Monday, at least 70 yoga managers, studio owners and instructors met in the lotus position to discuss the tax issue.

If FX Leaves DirecTV Nov. 1, Will YOU Follow?

DirectTV doesn’t want to pay Newscorp, the owner of FX, the amount of money Newscorp thinks they deserve to stay with DTV, so sadly enough it looks like Newscorp is going to bite the bullet, and FX will be dropped from DirectTV on November 1.

My prediction for the fate of FX is: If Newscorp/FX doesn’t accept the new deal to be on DirectTV, shows like Sons of Anarchy, It’s Always Sunny in Philidelphia and the new Charlie Sheen program “Anger Management”, will be uploaded illegally all over YouTube. People are going to make sock accounts (fake email addresses) and upload FX shows! It will take at least a couple days for YouTube to find the illegally uploaded shows, they will take them down, and at this point, the viewers will have already seen their desired FX show for free.

Does Newscorp think that all of their FX viewers are going to buy another ‘FX provider’? Like people will just leave DirectTV for Dish Network? I dislike Dish like many other other people, but at the same time I love FX. Would you cancel DirectTV just because FX is no longer available? No, you are going to figure out a bootleg option, or watch it on regular cable in the other room like I will be doing… but I guess if you are FX Sports watcher you may possibly consider changing your provider.

Something that the old generation of power does not understand, is that the people will see their fav FX shows or any other show/movie WHERE EVER THEY CAN SEE THEM i.e. illegally free on the Internet.

So Newscorp, will you stay apart of DirectTV by taking a little pay cut like most regular Americans, or will you leave DTV and lose your amazing FX fans who will soon be watching FX shows free on the Net? Lose DirectTV, then you lose your fans and you lose more money in the long run rather then taking this smaller amount now!

Don’t let this become an epidemic for your employees Rupert!

Cameron Diaz on Cover of June Vogue Magazine

In the story, Cameron opens up about her father’s death during the filming. He was just 58 when he succumbed, quite suddenly, to pneumonia. She had only a short time off from filming to grieve and said that it took a huge emotional toll on her, but she was comforted by her close relationship with the cast and crew.

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In this June 09′ issue of Vogue, Cameron Diaz talks about her upcoming movie My Sister’s Keeper, releasing in theaters on June 26.   The movie is directed by Nick Cassavetes, and stars Cameron, Alec Baldwin and child actress Abigail Breslin.

 

 

cameron-diaz-vogue2Cameron also talks in depth about many memories in life and in film.

This June 09′ Vogue issue will be out on May 19.

Joaquin Phoenix Falls Off Stage Again

With his trusty brother-in-law, Casey Affleck in tow, Joaquin Phoenix made the most of Casey’s filming by jumping off stage to confront a heckler.

Happening at a Miami nightclub, Phoenix was performing his silly rap, when the audience member started mouthing off.   Either it was staged or the guy had a pretty loud voice, because Phoenix somehow heard the man say something he did not like (while the music was blasting) “We have a f***ing bitch in the audience.” Phoenix said, “and I’ve got $1million in the bank. What have you got bitch?”

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That was around the point when Phoenix jumped off the stage and on the loud mouth.   Malay ensued, as the crowd chanted, “beat him up.”   Security eventually carted the heckler out of the venue.

Phoenix’s first public rap concert embarrassment was in Las Vegas and ended with him literally falling off stage.

Some Hollywood insiders are convinced Phoenix is conducting a hoax, others surmise drugs are fueling his crazy behavior.   The one thing that is for sure is, he’s documenting all of it.