ATLANTA, GA. (THECOUNT) — The headline reads, “Seeking relief pitchers IMMEDIATELY,” and that open job for a pitcher listed on Craigslist Sunday, made its way to the top of the top trending social media share list on Sunday.
Via Craigslist,
“The Atlanta Braves Major League Baseball organization is looking for relief pitchers for hire immediately.
Qualified candidates must be able to do the following:
Throw strikes.
Not continuously walk batters.
Hold leads.
Get the final outs of games.
Not create heartache, headaches, and nausea for fans.
Not contribute to the current dumpster fire of relievers we have.All candidates can apply in person at 755 Battery Avenue SE Atlanta, Ga. 30339.
Sincerely,
Every last MoFo in Braves Country!”
Who knows? Maybe it’ll work!
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