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Snoozy Kwik Shop Crook Caught After Clerk Describes “Cosmic Cat Pajamas”

One Nebraska Kwik Shop robbery suspect was easily apprehended after the clerk described to police his cosmic cat headed pajama pants. Available on Amazon..

Lincoln police say, Thomas Hilber, 28, entered the convenience store around 3:50 a.m. Saturday near 27th and W streets, in Lincoln, wearing the loud multi-colored cosmic cat pajama pants.

The robber, later identified as Hilber, was armed with a knife and demanded money, police said.

Hilber ran off with cash and police spotted him blocks away still wearing the vomit provoking (but somehow awesome) pajama pants.sorce

Hibler had cash and a knife and was arrested on charges of robbery and use of a deadly weapon to commit a felony. No word of if the pants will be available for adoption.

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