Marvel the odd shaped WALKIE Talkie, A skyscraper located in the UK that is causing extensive damage to anything exposed to its wrath of refraction of the sun’s rays onto the street below! One of the building’s victims was a Jaguar XJ parked on a nearby street!
The car owner was not taking the news lightly, saying he felt, “gutted.”
“They’re going to have to think of something. I’m gutted. How can they let this continue?”
Dude left his Jaguar on the street and left for about an hour, when he returned he smelt the strong odor of burning plastic! Experts told the man his phat whip was sadly beyond repair.
Eddie Cannon, a heating and air conditioning engineer, said his Vauxhall Vevaro had suffered similar damage on Wednesday: “The van looks a total mess – every bit of plastic on the left hand side and everything on the dashboard has melted, including a bottle of Lucozade that looks like it has been baked.”
“When I got in the van it was a really strange light – like it was illuminated and they were filming. I want to know what effect it’s having on people walking down the road.”
Joint developers Land Securities and Canary Wharf said they are investigating, adding: “As a precautionary measure, the City of London has agreed to suspend three parking bays in the area which may be affected.”
Did somebody think to get the architect on the phone already? Maybe order some sunscreen 99?
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