DATE IS OFF! Charlie Sheen RIPS TEEN MOM Farrah Abraham A New One

The follow note addressed to Farrah Abraham is one of the reason why people LOVE Charlie Sheen so much.. Just when we thought the Anger Management actor was getting involved with the common riffraff of a bad example, he comes clean putting trash in its place, the garbage can..

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at p**n.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.

bye!

YIPPEE CHARLIE!