I am telling you guys! Being married to a Kardashian is a straight up CURSE! Just ask Kris Humphries! Now Kanye West is learning the voodoo the hard knock way, first konking his head on a “watch” sign and now getting his sweet $750,000 Lamborghini squished!

West’s whip was being returned from being serviced when his assistant failed to restart the beast once he had been cleared for entry to Kim’s house! CRUSH!