HIGHLIGHTS: Handler, “What are you looking at?” Morgan, “Well, you’ve either had plastic surgery or a makeover, because you look really hot today.” Ouch!
Piers, “Normally when I come on the show, you’re really hungover in a very unprofessional way.”
Morgan, “You interviewed me last year on my anniversary, which just proved one thing, really.”
Handler, “Let me guess — that you’re a better interviewer than I am. Well, I’m not pretending to be a great interviewer. I’m not even pretending to be good at my job.”
Morgan, “Both things are clearly apparent today. But I can help you,” Handler wasn’t having it. She told him, “You can suck my a**. I mean, really.”
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