We all woke up today with no apocalypse! What will conspiracy theorists and apocalypse junkies do now? Create a new apocalypse date of course! They’re like, ‘We miscalculated December 21st, 2012… it’s actually the year of 2100, on the twelfth day of February.’ LOL not really.
Enjoy this SNL skit explaining the NEW Mayan Calendar.
NORMAN TOWNSHIP, MI. (THECOUNT) -- Kelton Fink, a 22-year-old man from Onekama, Michigan, was killed…
TAHLEQUAH, OKLA. (THECOUNT) -- Randi L. Cook, 24, of Tahlequah, Oklahoma, has been federally charged…
SANTA CRUZ COUNTY, Calif. (THECOUNT) -- Erica Fox, 55, the Pacific Grove swimmer who disappeared…
MIDLAND COUNTY, TX. (THECOUNT) -- Casey Michael Smith, 41, of Midland, Texas, was killed early…
HUNTSVILLE, AL. (THECOUNT) -- Kevin Corbin, 27, was killed Friday night in a multi-vehicle crash…
THE INTERNETS (THECOUNT) -- Melissa Mae Carlton and her family are mourning the sudden death…