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The NEW Mayan Calendar

We all woke up today with no apocalypse! What will conspiracy theorists and apocalypse junkies do now? Create a new apocalypse date of course! They’re like, ‘We miscalculated December 21st, 2012… it’s actually the year of 2100, on the twelfth day of February.’ LOL not really.

Enjoy this SNL skit explaining the NEW Mayan Calendar.


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