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Kirsten Duntz Passes Torch To Kristen Stewart In Illuminati Tradition

Once upon a time, Kirsten Dunst was Hollywood’s it girl, but now that title goes to Kristen Stewart. Did the orders come down for Duntz to serendipitously pass the torch?

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  • The torch was actually some guy's dick about to pop...that one didn't want a snot job all over her fresh botox holes.

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