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Weird Al Pictured With DEAD HOOKER

I guess you could call this one of those “gotcha” memes. For the record, Weird Al IS pictured with a dead hooker, so don’t get mad at me for misleading headlines!

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Many questions arise from this compromising photo. How did the hooker die? Did Weird Al murder this hooker? If Weird Al murdered this hooker, why? Did the hooker owe Weird Al money? Will Weird Al’s career take a turn for the worse after this? Can sales of Weird Al: The Book possibly recover?

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