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40,000 Pound Dead Whale Causes Stink In Celebrity Malibu Neighborhood

First time of my life I can actually say that I’m glad that I don’t live in Malibu… Ever since a 40,000-pound young male fin whale washed up on a Malibu beach beach Thursday, celebrities have been complaining of an awful stench, and get this, authorities don’t want to clean up the gigantic mess.

As authorities pass the buck on who exactly is responsible for the cleanup duties, celebrities are left with the commanding smell of death in the air.

“It really is a horrible stench, it’s hard to describe, I could hardly finish my cappuccino!” said one neighbor to the carcass.

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  • awww poor babies. the rest of us in Amerika say the same thing about the stench that comes out of your mouths, but that doesn't stop you from saying stupid stuff now does it? I have a suggestion for all of you millionaires living there...instead of whining and expecting the taxpayers to flip the bill for some agency that is apart of obamas "big govt" that you so love him for, just pay to have some small business man, whom you all so loath, to clean it up say in a day or two and be done with it while putting money in the pocket of somebody who could use it instead of taking money out of the system we all pay into.

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