Cops found a 48-year-old man stuck to a Wal-Mart toilet in Maryland.
The man sat down for a number 2, and when he tried to stand up to leave, he failed. The panicked man then called the police for help after realizing that he was in a sticky situation.
The man was indeed glued to the toilet seat, and it took responders 15 minutes to remove the man and the seat from the stall!
The victim was taken with the toilet seat stuck to his bum, to Union Hospital of Cecil County, where the seat was detached. He left with only minor injuries to his buttocks.
Police do not suspect that the victim was specifically targeted, but that the incident was a random prank.