Nick Cannon Ready to Knock Mariah Up

It’s bad enough that Mariah Carey didn’t give husband Nick Cannon any nookie until he put a ring on it, but now he has to wait a good two years to get her barefoot and pregnant.

Cannon is ready to put more money in his bank account, I mean, have a lovely child with his beautiful wife Mariah; but until their marriage is perfect, Nick is living a no glove no love lifestyle with his wife.

He told PEOPLE about his plans to have children saying, “I want to be a father that’s all about love. That’s the main thing to get right and at the end of the day it’s just about smothering my children with love. The same way I do to my wife! We had our first year and enjoyed it. This year for us is about establishing everything and creating a household. So when we do welcome a child, it will be in a very established home”

Aww how sweet Nick. Now I know why Mariah is stalling with getting pregnant, because she’ll have two kids running around her house, “I will probably be the fun dad because I’m silly. I’m always trying to have a good time and always doing funny and stupid stuff.”

Or in other words, Nick is a grown ass man that still tends to act like a kid. We know Mariah, don’t think those slick suits you make Nick wear is fooling us.