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Ellen and Portia Don’t Like Men

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi are a popular couple in the gay community. But those admirers better not be wishing for an Ellen Jr. because the happy newlyweds don’t plan to have any children. The daytime funny woman Ellen, told AOL’s Inside/TV, “I don’t think we’re going to have kids. We have animals, and we love them. They don’t talk back, and they don’t explore their vocal chords out in public.”

Did Ellen just compare kids to animals? Of course Ellen or Portia would need another object to have children…a penis! If either of them really wanted children in their lives then they wouldn’t be gay. What do you think, they were born that way.

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