Cocaine Found Ingredient in Red Bull Cola

“Red Bull, It gives you wings!” I’ll say it does, and now it all makes sense why you may be ˜flying’ after drinking that Red Bull. A German institute has found cocaine traces in the popular energy drink!

Now possibly banned from store shelves in Germany, the sales for Red Bull should go through the roof in other countries. Red Bull Cola responded by stating, ‘De-cocainized extract of coca leaf is used worldwide in foods as a natural flavoring.’

Well until they figure this one out, I’ll be at Costco, getting, um, laundry detergent.